Kathleen’s 80s Eyesores

Sense the beginning of the year I have made many new friends and few enemies too. I am not going to get into the detail but I will name one of them. Kathleen Herter. AKA totts, she is the kind of person I can’t even put into a category. Some days she is most definitely one of my enemies and sometimes one of my good friends. I actually even have a special place in her agenda. It is called the “banana licker.” Every  time I give her a dirty look she puts one tally under the title. We started this chart on the date of December 9^th at 1:43 pm. And it is in effect until the last day of school. And maybe we will continue it next year too. It’s actually pretty relieving. Have you ever had a bad day and just wanted to give someone a really dirty look ? And possibly punch then in the teeth ? I have, I do indeed flash her at least 3 or 4 dirty looks per day but I have never once punched her in the teeth. If I was to do that I do believe she would, Place prank calls to my home at all hours of the day and night from a blocked number, Write a message in weed-killer on my lawn, Shave off one of my eyebrows, With a friend, drag me outside in the middle of the night and duct tape me to a tree, Bake me brownies as a "peace-offering”, but use laxative chocolate, or just burn my house down. But this whole blog was really supposed to be about her tacky 80s shoes. Haha there like neon pink and just really retro. I think she needs to move out of the 80s and get a real pair of shoes. That s all. Bye !