I have been worried about my little Sarah lately, shes just not the same. She has been coming home past curfew and talking back and most off all skipping school ! Said Miss. Cady to her boss Glen. Well what are you doing about it ? Glen said. Well there’s really nothing I can do ? I try to call and call and she just doesn't answer and if I try talking to her in person she just usually ignores me and walks away annoyed. I just some know what to do anymore. Said Miss. Cady. Hmm, what if you asked your neighbors if they have been seeing her doing anything out of the ordinary. They would all probably be the first to know seeing she usually wants to be no where close to home. What if you asked old Bertha Smith over on Lollypop Lane ? She sees everything. Shes the one who told my little Timmy has been taking off his hat and gloves after I walk him to the bus stop. And ohh did he get a stern talking to about what happens when body parts get too cold. Says glen. What happens ? Says Miss. Cady. THEY FALL OFF ! Yelled Glen. Well then maybe I will have to have a little chat with her says Miss. Cady. Well Miss. Cady flew right over to Bertha’s house and interviewed her soo in depth you would swear she had just seen bigfoot. And could only get one phrase to come out of her mouth. THE GNOMES ARE ALIVE. She said it as if she was in some kind of trance. So Miss. Cady just left utterly confused and a little bit worried. So to unwind a little that night she decided well she might as well go out for a few drinks. Well by the time she got home it was a quarter past two and she was a quarter past being absolutely plastered. As she stumbled out of her mom mobile she saw a little green gnome fellow coming to introduce himself whale doing an Irish jig. Dazed and confused Miss. Cady had just blurted out, GVHET OUT UF ME YERD ! And the little fellow had this to say. We have your daughter. And you have our queen. Surrender her to the girl gets melted into a blob of mush. And then all of a sudden there was an ear piercing scream. Miss. Cady opened her eyes. It was all a dream. ha.