#1

October 24, 1983

Story of my life: have you ever worked so hard to get something and than all of a sudden it just gets ripped away ? In some cases that would be a good situation, especially when it comes to my ex wife. You work so hard to get married and live happily. Spend hundreds of dollars on a woman you think you love until one day you realize its all going to be gone soon. I recently found out one day that my wife's weekly "night out with the girls" was really her road trip to see her boyfriend that lived about 2 hours away. I found this on the lovely facebook. That my wife didn't even know I was a member of ! I see a status of (off to see the bf ! finally away from "him") Now you put 2 and 2 together. What would you think ! Yes I was skeptical at first, but after getting in contact with some of her close friends, my theory was confirmed. So the next week or two were pretty interesting. I said nothing besides hello and goodbye. She knew something was wrong. And I think she knew I had found out. And I was going to take care of this the most simplest way of all. If I cant have her, no one can. So i just made one simple adjustment and all my problems were solved. I just made one little adjustment to the furnace. Just a minor little adjustment of a pipe, therefore when it turns on the pilot will not lite and the house will slowly but surely fill up with gas. And you and i both know what would happen if someone accidentally left a candle lit. Poof... There goes the house. And hopefully with her inside of it. Like I said before, if I cant have her, no one else can. So here I was, happy and on a one way trip to Louisiana. Never looking back and on my way to a new life. Just me and Bojangles, (my dog). In all my time waiting to leave I had already successfully bought a house right on the corner of Basin Street. A nice four bedroom, three and a half bath in this nice little town of Kinder. I successfully saved about 110,000 thousand in my bank account that was suppose to to towards paying off the old house. but what do I care, its not in my name ! She is stuck for the next twenty five years paying off a burnt down house. Well eventually we get to our new humble abode and life starts getting back to normal. Wake up, work, home, eat and than bed. Life, just like it was, just without her. and I wouldn't change this for the world. Until one evening, I hear Bojangles braking uncontrollably looking out the bathroom window ! So I run to see whats wrong ! I take a quick look and i see a huge black blob coming towards our direction. Is that a tornado ? I was in disbelief. For sure it was, the winds were picking up and all you heard was crashing and ripping of trees fight out of the ground. Than as the noise got louder as did Bojangles. I knew it, this was the end. I get everything I ever wanted, peace and aloneness. Than it all comes to an end. So in my last minutes before my house and I get fully inhaled by this monster I give my wife one last call to say goodbye. She frantically answers and says “when I said on facebook going to see the BF  I meant BEST FRIEND !” Not boyfriend ! Now thinking, this explains everything. This was all my fault. There was no boyfriend. I blew up her house for nothing ! And mostly I'm about to die and its all my fault and I cant do anything about it. All of a sudden my house starts shredding to pieces and I went flying into a black tunnel. Than smashed into a pile of concrete debris. Now here I write this through spirit, I write this to tell my tale of how one foolish miss take could destroy your whole life. So think things over ! Don't make any rational decisions on the spot. Think everything over. Because that could be the last decision you ever make.